Yet another reason why Lovely Trenty Boult is the loveliest man there is!
Since the 2015 Cricket World Cup, he is the leading wicket-taker in ODIs.
Isn't he lovely! Isn't he wonderful! Lovely Trenty! With such a tiny mouth! I'd always thought how lovely I'd be. Making love to Lovely Trenty!
Words by Joseph Durie - Please direct all hate to Joe_Ray_Me on Twitter